Now you, too, can look past your dirty dishes and into the back yard. Daffodils, apple blossoms, spring birds. Tin cans, blue tarps, wrecked cars. All this can be yours with washed glass. Bring your windows to me for a substandard cleansing or arrange for a house call at hugely inflated prices.
Check out these comments from local residents:
- "Yeah, I guess that's good enough. Now get out of my house." (Lorraine, 34 Big Ugly Fence Street)
- Boyoyoyoyoing. "Wow those are clean!" (two purple finches and a red-winged black bird, Big Blue Sky, B.C.)
- "Hey, great job Jay, but do you know anything about the money that was on the dresser?" (Claribel P., 24 Beaverview Blvd.)
Call me for all your window washing needs. Offer ends if I chip my nail polish or mess up my do. Kindly remove all dream catchers, crystally rainbow thingies and other stupid doodads before I arrive or my union breaks could go on forever.